"Couldn't you just use pg_activity? — staking out one corner of Postgres incident triage"

Earlier, I wrote about a 2 a.m. incident. Production is slow, you open psql, the cursor blinks, and your hand freezes on the very first query. I introduced pgincident as a tool that breaks that "first-response paralysis" by giving you the whole picture on one screen. When I show that article to peop